What I fucking wanted:
What I fucking got:
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
you may proceed
‘Potential flatmates should know the worst about each other’
You didn’t even try,Sherlock.
I’ve honestly never laughed at anything this hard in my entire life. I’m crying.
OH DEAR GOD WHAT WHAT SHITI need this on my blog again.
This is gold!
oh my god
caNNOT FUCKING BREATHE